Resolutions

There is nothing new except what is forgotten. –Mille. Rose Bertin We’re on the verge of starting 2015 and the internet is collapsing under the weight of health suggestions and advice for the new year. Why is that? Did everyone forget all the advice from last year? Of course not.

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Bringing Good Cheer

Now grocer’s trade Is in request, For plums and spices Of the best Good cheer doth with This month agree, And dainty chaps Must sweetned be. Mirth and gladness Doth abound, And strong beer in Each house is found. Minc’d pies, roast beef With other cheer And feasting, doth Conclude the year. –”Poor Robin” 1677 […]

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Know Thyself; Know Thy Enemy

Government is not reason, it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. -George Washington   George Washington could have said that about a lot of things. There are many things in this world that are fine in certain context, but when it gets out of […]

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Spooky Excuses

And oftentimes, excusing of a fault Doth make the fault the worse by the excuse,– As patches, set upon a little breach, Discredit more in hiding of the fault Than did the fault before it was so patched. –Shakespeare, King John Act IV, SC 2 Halloween is nearly upon us, and I think you all […]

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Worldwide Sorrow as Obese Elf Believed To Be Santa Claus

by Mithon Gwilwilethon Shock and sorrow rocked the public yesterday as Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission biologists confirmed that an elderly, obese, red-clad elf found in the Everglades on the afternoon of December 25 was indeed Santa Claus. Officials had been working to make a confirmation since the body was found by Travis Booth, […]

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Holiday Decisions

Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time. ― Pericles Here’s hoping that none of you cared that I haven’t written another post till now, because you were so busy enjoying friends and family that you didn’t even notice! Let’s talk about sugar and holiday gorging eating. I had some people over for Christmas and […]

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Fallout II

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t. –Unknown After the catastrophe that was yesterday’s loss of all my writing (catastrophe to me; relief to some.) I am going to try again on the subject of idiocy that gets thrown about over the holidays.

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