by Mithon Gwilwilethon
Shock and sorrow rocked the public yesterday as Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission biologists confirmed that an elderly, obese, red-clad elf found in the Everglades on the afternoon of December 25 was indeed Santa Claus. Officials had been working to make a confirmation since the body was found by Travis Booth, who lives on the edge of the Everglades.
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